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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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unperceptible:

when your answer is not one of the multiple choice options

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lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

is that a fucking power rangers gif? LOLOLOL

miyukikazuyaismine:

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

is that a fucking power rangers gif? LOLOLOL

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datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

Hello tumblr.

I’ve noticed that a lot of y’all are really into the hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black. Now, I’m not going to bore you with any prison abolitionist rant here. I just have a request.

You know how Miss Claudette doesn’t get letters? How…

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happilycaptainswan:

On this episode of Real Husbands of Storybrooke:

Killian’s in for a surprise.

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unclefather:

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unclefather:

tropicalasis:

One time I picked up a frog I found and it jumped out of my hand and landed on the concrete and died I was 5 

You are responsible for the death of a frog

That is why I have trust issues

Dont listen to an unclefather they cant even make up their minds if they wanna be an uncle or a father or both. Incest. *gasp*

Ok but I have more money than you

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bubblewrapstargirl:

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Mila Kunis Against Men Saying “We Are Pregnant” - Video

my new Queen, I fucking hate that stupid fucking phrase

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rockpaperhamburger:

This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

pikasafire:

rockpaperhamburger:

This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

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jolteoned:

i feel bad for laughing but my grandmas dog recently got one of his back legs amputated and i was watching him outside and he lifted his leg up to pee and fell over

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animalcell:

look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat

animalcell:

look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat

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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

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